So, I get the phone call today from the credit union and I'm dreading answering any of their questions. A woman calls with this sweet voice that makes you think she should be reading books to preschoolers. Anyways, she says that she wants to verify I am who I say I am, and make sure I'm not connected to anything or anyone suspicious. Huh.
This is how our conversation went:
Her: What country are you a resident of?
Me: Uh... this one.
Her: Ha ha, everyone stumbles over that question!
Me: Huh.
Her: So, you work at
Me: Yes.
Her: Ok, great! And you are the Social Services Director?
Me: Yes.
Her: Fantastic! And you're the only person on the loan?
Me: Yes.
Her: Wonderful! And would you like to open a savings account as well?
Me: No, not today, but maybe in the future.
Her: Sounds great! Well, we'll be mailing you off documents...
I guess I passed the test. But, if you really wanted to know I am who I say I am, shouldn't she have asked my company name and what my title is? Call me crazy, but that's how you verify something! Anyways, now I'm annoyed that I let that weigh me down this weekend. And what did this experience teach me? Lie like hell and you'll get what you want!
- Colleen